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Published by Daniel on October 15, 2011

Poker may be a serious game but it has its funny side too. You wouldn’t believe it, but there are hundreds of hilarious poker jokes that would leave hard faced poker players rolling on the floor laughing! Sharing a few poker jokes can always be a great way to have some fun and on some occasions ease the tension at any poker table. Here’s a look at some funny poker jokes.

Why did the blonde bring a bag of frozen french-fries to a poker game? Because someone told her to bring her own chips.

Why couldn’t the poker player win at the horse tracks? Because they didn’t allow him to shuffle the horses.

A group of poker regulars were still playing well after midnight when one of the players returned from the bathroom with an urgent message. “Bruce, listen,” he told the host. “Richard’s in the kitchen making love to your wife.” “OK, that’s it,” Richard said. “This is definitely the last deal.”

A doctor answers his phone to the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend. “I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, there are three doctors there already!”